Shut Up Iris

We shouldn't, and I don't but I just wanted to state publicly that I would totally do Bristol Palin.



Having said that abstinence does work IF the abstinancees never have sex. EVER. That's the tricky part especially when you name your son 'Levi Johnstone' which is so close to being a porn actors name that it is a porn actors name if I ever heard one. Teens, are going to do the sex, at least once and then gobs after that 'once' because sex is pretty fun. Well, until of course you get jaded.

SO if you read this Bristol Palin, I'll be your new man, so long as we can sell your baby on the black market (I can get $50,000.00 for a white baby............) so click on the 'contact' link and let me know. Oh and keep your mom away from me, she's one whacked out cunt. Oh and keep your dad away too, the 'First Dude' looks at you like he's jealous that Rock Johnstone knocked you up instead of him.



Someone from Alaska contact me and let know: Does living in Alaska fuck with your brain? Seriously.