Shut Up Iris

Christianity, the official version, is based on the life of one Jesus Lamar Christ who was the Son of God and who supposedly proved it by performing miracles over two thousand years ago. Let's overlook that the Bible is the only account of the time that mentions Jesus and his miraculous doings, let's overlook the out and out inaccuracies in the Bible or the ways in which it defies logic and actual reality and let's focus on something more current and more stupider.

Torture. There, I said it, I'd say it again if I had to. Jesus was tortured by the Romans before being horribly executed, totally unfairly according to Christians. Jesus was tortured so bad that most Christians today still hold a grudge against the Jews for the Romans torturing of Christ. What? Never mind, now you'd think that a religion founded by their leader being tortured and crucified would be extra sensitive about things like torture and crucification.



You'd think, but no. Even though Jesus made water into wine, brought people back from the dead and invented a very comfy form of sandal this is the image that most Christians have of Jesus:



Yes folks Jesus' final trick before leaving The Sands Hotel in Vegas was DYING FOR OUR SINS! So let's commemorate it by taking every opportunity to make a depiction of this gentle man's horrible, horrible death! There is something wrong about that. Very deeply psychologically wrong.

This isn't even the bad part, it gets worse. Jesus said love thy neighbor, love thy enemy as you love thyself, turn the other cheek, yadda-yadda-yadda, shut the fuck up Jesus, we're Christians and we KNOW what you meant better than you do. 'What?' you may be asking take a look here at this poll. That can't be right, no? Look at what happened when a Christian disagrees with torture. Holy Jesus Shit. For some, unknown reason Evangelical Christians overwhelmingly believe in and fully support torture. This level of hypocrisy hasn't been attempted since Pastor Ted Haggard snorted coke off the ass of a male prostitute before engaging in homosexual sex.



The level of mind numbing, self deluding hypocrisy it takes to be a follower of the 'Prince of Peace' and condone torture is beyond calculation. This level of hypocrisy should have only one reaction from normal rational human beings and that is: Complete and utter hatred.

That's how I feel, I hate Christians, Christians can go fuck themselves, they have no concept of J.J. Christ and his teachings and have no concept of humanity or compassion.

Faith is willful ignorance, and Christians get the gold.