Shut Up Iris

That's right, contrary to the hopes of millions of deluded Americans, my entire family included, President Obama has turned out to be just your average lying politician. Don't believe me? Fuck you I has the proofs right here:

Guantanamo Bay



Good Obama said during the campaign that Guantanamo bay was shameful and that if elected he would close it immediately and have the prisoners that had evidence against them tried in regular courts in front of real judges and juries. Good Obama also said that those who are not guilty of any crime would be freed.



Bad Obama now says that when he said 'close Guantanamo Bay immediately' he meant 'Close it, eventually, maybe'. It's not closed yet. Not only is it not closed but the evil and horrible 'Military Commissions' set up by Dubyah to try the detainees are now Obama's solution. Guantanamo Bay was set up by an executive order, it can be closed by executive order. Not only has he not closed it but he hasn't even freed any of the detainees that have never been charged with a crime and there was never any evidence to support that they were even terrorists. Bull fucking shit. Obama 'ordered' Guantanamo Bay closed, but it's still there and the commissions are still up and running and I'm sure the fucktards there are still water boarding the a-rabs.

Sounds like something a lying-ass run of the mill politician would do.

The Iraq Occupation



Good Obama said that the Iraq invasion was a mistake, that he opposed it from the get go and that if elected he would end the occupation that was an affront to the dignity of Iraqi's and proving to be Al Quaeda's best recruiting tool. That was a popular thing to say over 60% of Americans agree with all that and most of them voted for Obama rather than John '100 years is too short a time to be in Iraq' McCain, on the basis of statements like that. A man standing for hope and change would do that, end the occupation. But a lying ass politician................?



Surprise! Bad Obama hasn't ended the occupation of Iraq. So far all Obama has done is stick to the Status of Forces Agreement put in place by George Dubyah Fuckface. Soldier one has not come home from Iraq, except those being rotated out. The same number of troops are in Iraq as before Dubyah's 'surge' Obama wanted all US troops out in sixteen months, well, he's getting a bit behind schedule, they aren't even preparing to pull out. Even worse Obama can't seem to get the military (he IS Commander in Chief) to follow the SOFA agreement. The agreement states that US troops aren't allowed to patrol Iraqi cities or carry out operations without consent of the Iraqi government and military....................there are already reports that US soldiers are breaking the agreement by carrying out patrols in Mosul and Baghdad. Good job Politician Obama.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell




Good Obama said that no American that bravely wanted to serve this country should be barred from doing so based on gender or sexual preference.



Ha-HA! Gotcha again, bitch! Not only is 'Don't ask, don't tell' still the law of the land but Obama (Commander in Chief) has let military tribunals proceed to kick homos out of the military while he sits there with a shit eating grin saying how he wants to change it. I call bullshit, again. He is, as I have been pointing out, Commander in Chief of the armed forces. If he thought that 'Don't ask, don't tell' was really bad he could simply ORDER the military brass to ignore it and he could ORDER that soldiers and officers that have been or are in the process of being discharged for being homosexual be reinstated.

He could, but he won't. He already got the gay vote. He won't need it again until 2012. Suckers.

Focus on Afghanistan



Good Obama said during his campaign that he would end the Iraqi occupation and use the troops there to shift focus to Afghanistan. That makes sense, after all Al Quaeda is based there and we've been losing there since the Iraq war started and Dubyah got tired of playing with his old toy and ignored it in favor of a shiny new Iraq.



What Bad Obama really meant was the Iraqi occupation won't end and as a result there will be no extra troops. So in order to look good politically, he send seventeen thousand more troops. Seventeen thousand. Really? You call that focusing? That brings the grand total of US troops in a country the size of Texas to only fifty-five thousand. Lets' put this in perspective, the Soviet Union had their asses handed to them after sending in a QUARTER OF A MILLION troops.So two hundred thousand less than that should do just fine?

By 'focus on Afghanistan' Obama meant 'send enough troops to cover my ass politically'.

Now I could continue to go on with things like his 'more regulations for banks' which turned into 'put a banker in charge of the bailout and treasury and give them billions with no accountability', or the 'engagement' with Syria, Iran and North Korea to try and halt the 'spread' of nuclear weapons. Well, Syria is ready to go, but not Obama. Obama has decided that meddling with Iran's elections is more important than frank and open discussions. Finally he's decided to make North Korea even more erratic and dangerous by slapping on additional sanctions after they make some missile tests that by all accounts fail.

Am I surprised by any of this? No. Barack Obama is a politician, he will say and do what he needs to do to hold office. That's it. It's sad that in the United States that a politician can't even keep the most public of promises, but that's life and all you who bought his 'Hope and Change' bullshit are to blame. Good job morons.

You wanted this:



But what you got is:

Now, I want to state again for the record that in the last Presidential campaign I wrote in Ron Paul, the only REAL conservative to run for President since Ronald Reagan and I don't agree with 2/3rds of what President Phineas Q. Obama is doing. However , he is so far leaps and bounds better than George 'dubyah' Bush. I've got an upcoming blog on Obama's campaign lies, but today I'm hitting Republicans again. I'm hitting them because I expect that after losing so miserably both houses of Congress and the Presidency that by now you think they would have dropped the dead horse of legislating morality, the Religious Right and Rush 'Boss Hog' Limbaugh. You think that at this point they would sit down and look at the issues, the wars, the economic meltdown and general Republican destruction and then look at who predicted all of these issues better than four years ago and say 'Dr. Paul! Save us!' but no, Republicans have decided to play the 'Ass Hurt Loser' card.



First Republicans go with the race card, or I should say the racist card Obama the magic negro, Obama the Coon, Obama monkey dolls so on and so forth. It's just childish and stupid and the type of tactic when an all white Texas High School Football team loses to the team with a black kid 'That nigger beat us.' that's what republicans are saying. The party founded by the man who abolished slavery has come half circle and is now the party of the rich white elite. Why just last week Boss Hog Limbaugh said this:
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I wonder what Obama is gonna do. He'll probably call up Hugo Chavez to find out what to do about it, except Hugo's in the hills marshalling forces to invade Honduras. And if we had any good luck, Honduras would send some people here and help us get our government back."

That's right, Republicans are so ass-hurt from the thrashing they received at Obama's hands that they want foreign troops to depose him. I really wish Limbaugh would be honest with the American public and cut the hyperbole bullshit and just admit that as a small penised, insecure, drug addicted, racist, rich white man that he can't stand being beaten by a 'halfrican american'. I'd have a lot more respect for Limbaugh if he would drop the charade and just come out and say 'I hate niggers' then we could drop all the pretenses.



While the racism is bad and really quite amusing in a 'how stupid are these assholes' kind of way we have other examples of the sore loser mentality. Take former Senator Norm Coleman.



Now when George 'Bring em on' Bush 'won' the election in 2000, Al Gore being a man ( a confused, wooden man) did the right thing and decided that winning the Presidency through endless legal challenges was bad form. This magnanimous and sporting act from the shrill and slightly unhinged leader of the 'global warming' movement who has endlessly promoted himself and his movie SOMEHOW outclassed the Republicans. When Norm Coleman 'won' by a slight margin that by law automatically called for a recount he challenged it. He tried t o stop the recount. When the recount went ahead and he 'lost' he then challenged his previous challenge and wanted MORE recounts. Basically instead of saying 'I'll take my ball and go home' he wanted the courts to recount the votes until he won. Former Senator Coleman, you have no dignity, you fucking lost ass-brain. Thanks for wasting all this time and tax payer money to prove what a sore loser you are. After the whining and Norm's unbelievable performance as the worst sore loser in history I'm actually Glad that Al Franken is a Senator now.



You know you are a monumental grade A asshole when you finally give up and people are saying 'Thank God Al Franken is finally a Senator!'

Finally we come to another loser, whiny ass-face. This guy:



His name is Michael Scheuer, or Micahel Shoyer, if you go by Glenn Beck's website because he can't be bothered to actually spell his guests names right. This monumental ass-bag was in charge of catching Osama Bin Laden. He failed, he totally, categorically, where is Bin Laden, FAILED. He failed so bad in his hunt for Bin Laden that we still haven't caught Bin Laden.

There is a reason he never caught Bin Laden, I will quote him:

“The only chance we have” to repair our national security apparatus “is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States.”

That's right, he wants Bin Laden to attack America to prove his point. What is his point? I guess that his point is that he failed to get Bin Laden or it's that he supports terrorism against Americans as a valid form of political expression. Maybe he just plain hates America? The fact is that Fox News and right wing media is embracing him and his comments, just as they are embracing Boss Hog Limbaugh's anti-niggerisms and lined up behind Norm Coleman to cheer his endless court cases.

All of these are just different forms of attacks made by whiny losers. The racism, the overthrow America, the litigate elections and of course the hoping that terrorists win while Obama is president is all just sour grapes. The 'mainstream' Republican Party lost on their failed war, failed economics and failed moral crusades and it's easier to lash out at the winner than it is to look at yourself and see why you fucked up so miserably and actually change the part of you that sucks.

So in summation: suck it up and fix you broken party or fuck off.