Shut Up Iris

Now, I want to state again for the record that in the last Presidential campaign I wrote in Ron Paul, the only REAL conservative to run for President since Ronald Reagan and I don't agree with 2/3rds of what President Phineas Q. Obama is doing. However , he is so far leaps and bounds better than George 'dubyah' Bush. I've got an upcoming blog on Obama's campaign lies, but today I'm hitting Republicans again. I'm hitting them because I expect that after losing so miserably both houses of Congress and the Presidency that by now you think they would have dropped the dead horse of legislating morality, the Religious Right and Rush 'Boss Hog' Limbaugh. You think that at this point they would sit down and look at the issues, the wars, the economic meltdown and general Republican destruction and then look at who predicted all of these issues better than four years ago and say 'Dr. Paul! Save us!' but no, Republicans have decided to play the 'Ass Hurt Loser' card.



First Republicans go with the race card, or I should say the racist card Obama the magic negro, Obama the Coon, Obama monkey dolls so on and so forth. It's just childish and stupid and the type of tactic when an all white Texas High School Football team loses to the team with a black kid 'That nigger beat us.' that's what republicans are saying. The party founded by the man who abolished slavery has come half circle and is now the party of the rich white elite. Why just last week Boss Hog Limbaugh said this:
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I wonder what Obama is gonna do. He'll probably call up Hugo Chavez to find out what to do about it, except Hugo's in the hills marshalling forces to invade Honduras. And if we had any good luck, Honduras would send some people here and help us get our government back."

That's right, Republicans are so ass-hurt from the thrashing they received at Obama's hands that they want foreign troops to depose him. I really wish Limbaugh would be honest with the American public and cut the hyperbole bullshit and just admit that as a small penised, insecure, drug addicted, racist, rich white man that he can't stand being beaten by a 'halfrican american'. I'd have a lot more respect for Limbaugh if he would drop the charade and just come out and say 'I hate niggers' then we could drop all the pretenses.



While the racism is bad and really quite amusing in a 'how stupid are these assholes' kind of way we have other examples of the sore loser mentality. Take former Senator Norm Coleman.



Now when George 'Bring em on' Bush 'won' the election in 2000, Al Gore being a man ( a confused, wooden man) did the right thing and decided that winning the Presidency through endless legal challenges was bad form. This magnanimous and sporting act from the shrill and slightly unhinged leader of the 'global warming' movement who has endlessly promoted himself and his movie SOMEHOW outclassed the Republicans. When Norm Coleman 'won' by a slight margin that by law automatically called for a recount he challenged it. He tried t o stop the recount. When the recount went ahead and he 'lost' he then challenged his previous challenge and wanted MORE recounts. Basically instead of saying 'I'll take my ball and go home' he wanted the courts to recount the votes until he won. Former Senator Coleman, you have no dignity, you fucking lost ass-brain. Thanks for wasting all this time and tax payer money to prove what a sore loser you are. After the whining and Norm's unbelievable performance as the worst sore loser in history I'm actually Glad that Al Franken is a Senator now.



You know you are a monumental grade A asshole when you finally give up and people are saying 'Thank God Al Franken is finally a Senator!'

Finally we come to another loser, whiny ass-face. This guy:



His name is Michael Scheuer, or Micahel Shoyer, if you go by Glenn Beck's website because he can't be bothered to actually spell his guests names right. This monumental ass-bag was in charge of catching Osama Bin Laden. He failed, he totally, categorically, where is Bin Laden, FAILED. He failed so bad in his hunt for Bin Laden that we still haven't caught Bin Laden.

There is a reason he never caught Bin Laden, I will quote him:

“The only chance we have” to repair our national security apparatus “is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States.”

That's right, he wants Bin Laden to attack America to prove his point. What is his point? I guess that his point is that he failed to get Bin Laden or it's that he supports terrorism against Americans as a valid form of political expression. Maybe he just plain hates America? The fact is that Fox News and right wing media is embracing him and his comments, just as they are embracing Boss Hog Limbaugh's anti-niggerisms and lined up behind Norm Coleman to cheer his endless court cases.

All of these are just different forms of attacks made by whiny losers. The racism, the overthrow America, the litigate elections and of course the hoping that terrorists win while Obama is president is all just sour grapes. The 'mainstream' Republican Party lost on their failed war, failed economics and failed moral crusades and it's easier to lash out at the winner than it is to look at yourself and see why you fucked up so miserably and actually change the part of you that sucks.

So in summation: suck it up and fix you broken party or fuck off.